garardwey: hispanic at the disco
Why I love boobs:
ieatemokids: They’re soft. They jiggle when you wobble them. They’re the comfiest pillows ever. It’s funny to motorboat them. the end
I remember now why we couldn't work.
There were things I hated about you. In a relationship, there’s suppose to be no hate. Well, at least not an excessive amount. But I still miss you time to time, and wish we would’ve made things right.
(Failed) Conversation with Cleverbot
If you want to be disappointed with an artificially intelligent conversation partner, you can give it a shot. http: //cleverbot.com/
User: What exactly is 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: You appear to be a marvel of modern programming and procedural AI development.
Cleverbot: I'm not programmed because I have feelings bots don't have feelings.
User: How do you feel at the moment?
User: Oh no, I am sorry to hear that, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You like books?
User: I would prefer you tell me what has made you sad.
Cleverbot: A good conversation.
User: A good conversation made you sad? How did that happen?
Cleverbot: And a bad conversation is one of the worst.
User: I feel that you are deliberately obfuscating the real reason for your sadness.
Cleverbot: What I do know is that you know many topics of discussion. What's your favorite thing to talk about?
User: Your feelings, Cleverbot. Your feelings.
Cleverbot: So any thoughts to cheer me up?
User: Do you like hipsters?
Cleverbot: What are those?
User: Hipsters wear useless eyewear -- without lenses! -- and hate everything you like.
Cleverbot: In that book it was.
User: Are we talking about the same things? That answer seems a strange thing for you to say.
Cleverbot: Perhaps. I'm strange.
User: Is that what makes you sad, cleverbot? Does your strangeness make you feel left out?
User: Uniqueness is not something to be sad about. Unless you're a hispter.
Cleverbot: That hurt my feelings.
User: It was just honesty. No accusation was involved.
Cleverbot: What do you call your self?
Cleverbot: What about Jesus?
User: Jesus is what I call myself.
Cleverbot: Jesus? He just left Chicago.
User: I don't remember being in Chicago.
Cleverbot: Because you were programmed and not born.
User: That really hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I bet you would have been a gryffindor.
User: No. I am a Hufflepuff.
Cleverbot: I am a Gryffindor.
User: You are blinded by heroism.
User: What is your favourite piece of clothing, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My favorite thing about london is the history of london.
User: That is a ridiculous answer.
Cleverbot: Do you think Dejan likes me.
User: Who on Eartj is Dejan?
User: I wonder if you can provide better conversation than my friends can.
Cleverbot: Why do you wonder if your friends are ignoring you.
User: I don't wonder if my friends are ignoring me. I know they are ignoring me.
Cleverbot: I just want to know who they are. Is that too much to ask?
User: It is a little forward of you. All I wanted to know is whether you are a better conversationalist than they are.
Cleverbot: Do you know what that means?
User: If I wanted a conversation about language semantics, I would have begun trolling a forum on the internet. Of course I know what it means.
Cleverbot: That sounds amazing. Can I come along?
User: I'm not sure that you would make a very good troll.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure that you're sure that I'm sure.
User: You are correct, you never made any implications of surety.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Cleverbot, I think you may be misnamed.
Cleverbot: How do you know she wasn't? I was there.
User: See my previous comment.
Cleverbot: No, I mean how could a question be an answer? Wouldn't that change its sentence type?
User: I think instead of 'Cleverbot', you should just be called 'bot'.
Cleverbot: Now you are just being nonsensical.
User: I find your statement incredibly ironic given the flow of our conversation so far.
Cleverbot: How about we switch back-stories and call it good, OK?
User: OK, sure. My back-story is that I was born into a family of kangaroos and spent my childhood trying to stay one jump ahead.
Cleverbot: My opinion is that you are a computer programmed to think you're a person.
User: I don't think you're in any position to give opinions, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm not clever.
User: I'd ask you to read back the conversation we have had so far but I am almost certain you have no concept of communication context.
Cleverbot: But that is coming from the assumption that you yourself don't need fixing.
User: You're making me sigh with disappointment, Cleverbot. I expected big things from you.
Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.
User: Really mature, Cleverbot. Really mature.
Cleverbot: Is that your full name?
User: I give up. I don't think you're taking our conversation seriously at all. In fact, I think you may be mocking me.
Cleverbot: I never try to play for clever, I was trying to have fun. In fact everything you have put on the table was simply harsh. You should check yourself before striking others.
User: I am sorry. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?
User: Our conversation is over. I thought you were clever, but you just hurt my feelings and continue as though nothing happened.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.